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WARNING:
Multiple Invited Patrons have reported becoming severely drunk in love with their smiles again upon experiencing entry. Access to this lounge can cause extreme smile confidence, insecurity murder and concerning smile addiction.
Get Invited At Your Own Risk.
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Ready to get drunk in love
with your smile again?
Text INVITEME to [855] 712- 9522
Access to this Lounge is
BY INVITATION ONLY.
This is #notyourdentistoffice
Our Invitations are distributed once per week.
Every Wednesday and only to those who pre-qualify based on the answers from your invitation request.
(if you have a referral listed, you can contact for an earlier approval status)
Receiving an Invitation places you on The Guest List.
This gives you access to schedule your First Sip: Consultasting and get a taste of how we can help you reach your smile goals.
Your Invitation will include a Temporary Private Password to access our Guest Smile Menu. Don't miss it, because you'll only get invited once.
It's your turn to let someone pour into your cup!
Serving Rich Smiles on Modest Budgets
We work under a Red Velvet Rope in a private location to serve
The Essential Personnel. To save you from the everyday woes of your smile insecurities.
We serve transformational smile cocktails and host private smile parties that pour into YOUR cup, for a change.
You've been pouring into everyone else. It's your turn!
Your stained cup. Your missing cup. Your broken cup. Your filthy cup. Your boring cup.... Your smile.
Let us pour you a rich new smile so you can show up in your world more confident everyday.
We'll pour into your happy, if you dare take a sip.
But speakeasy on us, for only an invited few know we actually exist.
It Starts with an Invitation & A Guest Pass
What's Included?
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Member Privilege at your First Sip Consultasting
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Complimentary Wine Cocktails (Yes, Liquor or A Mocktail)
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Complimentary Shots of Custom Whitening Rinse
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Low Lights, A Fire Playlist, Heated Massage Chairs
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Access to our Public Smile Menu, Password to RSVP, and This Week's Happy Hour Pour
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A Look at our Secret Smile Menu while on- site
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Plus much more.
THE SECRET SMILE SOCIETY
Looking to go beyond just having a "Guest Pass"? Are you really committed to having a smile you love? Indulge in the sin and salvation of having a smile you're addicted to elevating. It's the only addiction we encourage.
The Secret Smile Society is our Smile Dealer's Ring. You've experienced the pour and now we trust you to share it with those you trust. But only if the can be trusted. Joining is only the beginning. Loyalty and Secrecy are the requirements. Smile Credits towards your rich smile are your reward.
If you're eligible, you'll know before you leave The Lounge.
THE LOUNGE LAWS
1. Everyone MUST begin with an Invitation and A Consultasting
(If you have not been in within the last year this includes you.)
2. You have ONE GUEST PASS to unlock the door.
Leaving The Lounge without joining, locks the door behind you.
3. Your Invitation is TIME SENSITIVE once sent. Don't miss it.
4. No Calls, No Shows = THE BLACKLIST
Need Immediate Assistance?
Ring The Lounge Line [410] 205- 9627
Monday - Friday ( via call 8 am - 1 pm or Via Text 1 pm - 4 pm)