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The Only Addiction We Encourage

Is for you To Stay drunk in love with your smile.

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💎 Lower Rates — Always.

Guests/ Returning Guests pay regular rates.
Members, get 20%- 35% OFF, 24/7.
Just consistent, private pricing on ALL smile services — every day.

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🍸 Cocktail / Mocktail + Snack Bar

To take the edge off.
To settle your nerves.
Because your First Sip should feel refreshing, welcoming and a little wild, not clinical.

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💳 Guaranteed Payment Plan Approval (No Financial Hangovers or Credit Checks)

Get In- House Financing for your open smile tab.  Your new confidence can't come with financial stress the next day.
Payment options are built so your smile upgrade doesn’t completely wreck your bank account.

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🗂️ Secret Smile Menu

Some smile cocktails aren’t listed publicly. Only Members of Smile-cohonlics Anonymous has access to them.
Members of The Smile-fia Family get 24/7 access to what’s kept off the public menu.

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🕰️ 24/7 Password Access

No waiting for drops.

No chasing the codes. 

No requesting reservations.

Members NEVER wait outside for access to anything.​

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📱 Membership App (Your  Tab, Simplified)

Book Your Smile Reservations Instantly.
Check access.
Use your Smile Cash.
Everything handled quietly in one place.

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💸 Smile Cash (Referral Credits)

Bring someone you trust into the new smile order.
Earn Smile Cash toward future smile jobs

Think of it as buying the next round — responsibly.

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📞 Personal Dispatch Line for Quick Booking & Emergencies

Because sometimes you don’t need an app. You need a Hitman.
You just need service. Quickly.

One line. At your fingertips.
17/5.

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🎟️ Guest Pass to Sponsor new Smile-coholics. 

You’re allowed to bring someone into the experience.
Quietly. Intentionally.
At Your Discretion. But under your Listing. 

So, choose wisely. ​​​

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