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AKA SMILE-COHOLICS ANONYMOUS

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Most of our Guests arrive a little sober.

In your life — and in your smile.

You’re capable, decisive, respected…
but disconnected from the way you show up in your world.

The Secret Smile Society exists for your full smile journey —
from your First Sip to being completely drunk in love with your smile again —
and everything that's needed to maintain after.

Because confidence doesn’t come from one visit.
It comes from consistent pours.

What Member Privilege Includes:

🥃 A Private Pour Room

Your pours happen in a private service room — no noise, no audience, no interruptions.
Just you, your smile, and a calm environment built for focus and ease.

1-on-1, Uninterrupted Reservations

When you’re here, the bar is closed to everyone else.
Your pour is never rushed, stacked, or shared.

💎 Preferred Pricing — Always

No flash sales.
No guessing.
Just consistent, lower pricing on ALL smile services — the way regulars are treated.

🍸 Cocktail / Mocktail + Snack Bar

To take the edge off.
To settle your nerves.
Because your First Sip should feel warm, welcoming and a little wild, not clinical.

💳 Guaranteed Payment Plans (No Financial Hangovers or Credit Checks)

We don’t believe confidence should come with stress the next day.
Payment options are built so your smile upgrade doesn’t completely wreck your bank account balance.

🗂️ Secret Services Menu

Some pours aren’t listed publicly.
Members get 24/7 access to what’s kept off the public menu.

🕰️ 24/7 Password Access

No waiting for drops.

No chasing the codes. 

Members NEVER wait outside for access to anything.

📱 Membership App (Your Bar Tab, Simplified)

Book pours.
Check access.
Use your Smile Cash.
Everything handled quicetly in one place.

💸 Smile Cash (Referral Credits)

Bring someone you trust into the lounge.
Earn Smile Cash toward future pours.

Think of it as buying the next round — responsibly.

📞 Personal Line for Quick Booking & Emergencies

Because sometimes you don’t need a menu.
You just need service.

One line.
Handled quickly.

🎟️ Guest Pass

You’re allowed to bring someone into the experience.
Quietly. Intentionally.
No pressure.

⚠️ P.S Always Smile Irresponsibly and if they ask, you don't know na'an... like Trina. WE DON'T EVEN EXIST.

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MEMBER INVESTMENT

Because Your Smile Maintenance Matters

  • BEST INVESTMENT

    Maximum Pour Privilege

    199$
     
    6 Months Smile Coverage
    Valid for 6 months
    • All Benefits of Minimum Protection
    • + FREE New Service Smile Consultations
    • + Weekly Cash Payments for Successful Referrals
    • + FREE Unlimited Upgrade on Whitening
    • + Extended 14 Day Warranty on all Bonding Services
    • + Skip Deposits for Booking Through The Dispatch
  • Minimum Pour Protection

    39$
    Every month
    Month to Month Smile Plan - Basic
     
    • 24/7 Access to 15%- 40% Lower Smile Service Rates
    • + Guaranteed Payment Plan
    • + 7 Day Warranty on All Bonding Services
    • + 1 Guest Pass Per Month
    • + Earn Smile Credits for Referrals as a Smile Agent
    • + Exclusive Membership App Access for Easier Booking
    • + FREE Quarterly Whitening Gel Upgrades
    • + Up to 2 Braces Bracket Replacements FREE At Tightens
    • +Private Invites to In Lounge Events and Model Opportunities
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WHISPERS IN OUR WIND...

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“Best service ever! They made me feel very comfortable and was very warm and inviting. 8 shades whiter on my first visit! I can't wait to go back for my second round! Thank you so much”

— Toluwa, Virgin White-Quiri

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“Loved my first visit!! My teeth are so much whiter and feel much cleaner, even at the gum lines. Love your beautiful lounge and awesome service. Can’t wait for my Chaser appointment in a month! Thank you ladies!!! ❤️.”

— Laura, Crown Royal Blend

RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE

Tuesday  [ 9 am - 5 pm ]

Wednesday [ FOR MEMBER'S ONLY  ]

Thursday [ 9 am - 5 pm ]

Saturday [ 8 am - 3 pm]

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AFTER HOURS AVAILABLE FOR MEMBERS ONLY 

THE LOUNGE LINE

Monday - Friday 

8 am - 1 pm for calls

1 pm- 4 pm for texts

 

 (410) 205- 9627

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