You have the right to REMAIN smiling.

 

Which means you are now challenged to keep your smile out of trouble. To prevent any future smile crimes, now that The SBI: Special Smiles unit has freed your smile and released you back into Smile City streets on Smile Probation.

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Becoming a Citizen Of Smile City gives you all of the Benefits needed to protect your new smile, fund your next smile operation, and share the love with others who need access. You will be granted full smile protection, exclusively lower rates 24/7, and early access to everything. Plus, you become one of of our Undercover Smile Agents to help us find New Suspects in the city who's smile confidence have been compromised like yours once was and we pay you for it!​

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CITIZENSHIP BENEFITS

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• CITIZEN ONLY BAIL AMOUNTS – Citizens have lower, underground rates on all smile services 24 hours a day, 7 days per week.

• BAILS BONDSMAN ACCESS ( Guaranteed Payment Plan) In House Financing With Guaranteed Approval for High Smile Charges (Listed through our Secret Service Agency) 

• FIRST ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVES – Like mixtape leaks in ‘96—only the plugged-in get access to new designs, secret services, and special events. 

• CASH BOUNTY FOR NEW SUSPECTS – Every new suspect you refer that leads to a successful lock up  earns you cold hard smile cash on your books. So, the next time you get booked, you'll have bail money sitting.  Beyonce said Best Revenge is Your Paper. We agree, but it's your smile too. Your happy. Your confidence.

• SMILE PARTIES & SECRET SOCIALS – Invite-only Happy Hours. Online and In- Person. Family Toasts. Classic & Specialty Cocktails. Custom Smile Packages delivered to your door,  FOR CITIZENS ONLY events. 

• PRIORITY ON THE DISPATCH LINE– Tourists  are DIY but Citizens get direct access to The Dispatch with priority reservations and priority spots on The Waitlist. Citizens get access to The Night Line for 911 Assistance and Evening Smile Lockup Hours. 

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Tourists? They play their smile safe. So, they're always on the outside of the city looking in. The door has to be opened for them and that happens on a limited basis.  

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They pay the regular Bail Amounts—and if they share us with anyone-- they're blacklisted indefinitely. 
 

This level of Smile Clearance is reserved for the smile addicted. Obsessed. You eat first. You smile bigger. And the world looks better with your new smile in it. 

Don't be a Tourist in Smile City.

Show your smile more respect. Become a Citizen. 

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⚠️ P.S Always Smile Irresponsibly and if they ask, you don't know na'an... like Trina. WE DON'T EVEN EXIST.

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