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To keep this city clean, sometime you gotta get your hands dirty. The Smile-fia Family is our underground syndicate where our undercover team breaks the law a little bit to get you and keep you smiling. As we embark on this mission to completely erase any evidence of your smile's past, we must also not neglect to lock- in the safety of your new smile too.

 

Welcome to Supervised Smile Probation!

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Our Strategic Smile Protection Plan for our Key Witnesses thrives on providing for you and maintaining with you a fully new smile identity that consistently kills any smile insecurities. That sets shame on fire and burns your soul in smile confidence.

 

Key Witnesses gain access to consistent assistance and accountability from our agency to reach and keep your smile goals. This includes having our Lead Smile Detective, Bail Bondsman, and our Smile Analyst on your speed dial. You had the right to regain smiling and our goal is to make sure you never lost that confidence again. 

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💎 Lower Bail Amounts — Always.

Everybody Else pay regular rates.
Our Key Witnesses, get 20%- 35% OFF, 24/7.
Just consistent, private rates on ALL smile services — every day.

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🍸 The Commissary in The Corrections Facility

To take the edge off.
To settle your nerves.
Our FREE Commissary area in The Facility is loaded with snacks, drinks and amenities.

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💳 Guaranteed Payment Plan Approval (No Financial Hangovers or Credit Checks)

Get In- House Financing for your bail after a meeting with our Smile Bails Bondsman.  Your new confidence can't come with financial stress the next day. Payment options are built so your smile upgrade doesn’t completely wreck your bank account.

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🗂️ CONFIDENTIAL Smile Menu

Some smile crimes and operations are TOP SECRET. Only our trusted VIP Suspects have earned  access to them.
You'll have 24/7 access to what’s kept out of the public eye.

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🕰️ 24/7 Password Access

No waiting for drops.

No chasing the codes. 

No requesting bookings. 

Members NEVER wait outside for access to anything.​

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📱 Membership App (Your Smile Rehab Simplified)

Book Your Smile Lock Ups Instantly.
Check access.
Use your Smile Cash.
Everything handled quietly in one place.

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💸 Smile Cash (Referral and Loyalty Points)

When someone you love gets booked...
We add Smile Cash to your books to be used towards your own Smile Bail, Lock-ups or at The Commissary. 

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📞 Personal Dispatch Line for Quick Booking & Emergencies

Because sometimes you don’t need an app. You need a Hotline.
You just need service. Quickly.

One line. At your fingertips.
27/5.

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🎟️ Visitor's Pass to give to New Suspects

Know someone who desperately needs a new smile?
Someone you trust?
Get them booked At Your Discretion.  Under your Listing on the docket. 

Choose wisely. ​​​

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