Join our covert network of special insiders.

You will be granted full smile protection, exclusively lower rates 24/7, and early access to everything.

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Once you sign your name on This Ledger, you're no longer a Guest -- You're officially Family. A Member. A Smile Agent in Training. You've earned your seat at this table. You're apart of an underground smile cartel. You are protected and you protect. We commit many smile crimes around here. We murder smile insecurities, we rob it of it's sting. We plan grandeur Jewel heists and give the Fam off the record, below industry rates on expensive a** smile services.  ​

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Our Lead Smiletender and Detective doesn’t need you to have long pockets—she needs your respect and secrecy. She needs you to get these pours  for your and become drunk in love with your smile again so you can show up in your world confident af everyday. She needs you to help her to eliminate smile crimes across the city and secretly let your loved ones know we exist. 

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THE PERKS FOR YOU:

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• MEMBER'S ONLY RATES – Member's have lower, underground rates 24 hours a day, 7 days per week.

• BAILS BONDS ( Guaranteed Payment Plan Access)- Get In House Financing With Guaranteed Approval for High Smile Charges (Listed as Smile Recipes) 

• New Designs/ Services Dropped Weekly – Like mixtape leaks in ‘96—only the plugged-in get access.

• Cartel Cash & Credits for Selective Gatekeeping – Every smile meeting stacks points for you and every successful referral. Beyonce said Best Revenge is Your Paper. We agree, but it's your smile too. Your happy. Your confidence. Redeem for cash and rewards.

• Smile Parties & Secret Socials – Invite-only Happy Hours. Family toasts. Cocktails in red cups. Custom Smile Packages delivered to your door,  FORMEMBERSONLY events. 

• Exclusive Secret Menu– Outsiders can't even peek at this menu. This menu hosts all of our  top cosmetic smile services that can't be exposed to the general public. PROTECT THIS LOUNGE. 

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Guests? They play their smile safe. So, they're always on the outside looking in. Waiting to get every single reservation approved. The door has to be opened for them and that happens on a limited basis.  

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The pay the regular Retail Rates here—and if they share us with anyone-- they're blacklisted indefinitely. 
 

This level of Smile Clearance is reserved for the smile addicted. Obsessed. You eat first. You smile bigger. And the world looks better with your new smile in it. 

Don't just be a Guest.

Show your smile more respect. You deserve to. ​​​

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⚠️ P.S Always Smile Irresponsibly and if they ask, you don't know na'an... like Trina. WE DON'T EVEN EXIST.

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