In the 1920's alcohol was illegal.
So, people built secret bars.
Somewhere along the way, your smile became something you learned to hide.
The insecurity robbed you of your confidence —
you've been told no, you've been rushed, judged, and priced out.
This isn't a dental office.
It's an off the grid smile lounge that pours cups of smile confidence for The Pre- Rich. Those who want rich smiles on a modest budget.
Those who've been told they had to wait.
Those who've left the offices feeling or looking worst than when they went in.
We exist to refill your cup that's been depleted. That cup is your smile.
No pressure.
No bright lights.
No judgment.
Just care, poured slowly —
until you’re full enough to step back into the world with a smile you're absolutely drunk in love with.
Because the real knows for sure that you show up different when you love the smile you see in the mirror. You show up better.
In the 2020's the rates it cost to fix your smile should be illegal.
So, she built a secret bar for The Pre- Rich to smile again.
Sneek Peak at our:
SMILE COCKTAILS
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Can you give it to me
"ON THE ROCKS"?
Starting at $1 For Members
and $70 for Guests
The best pours add ice. Shaken, Stirred, Stacked & Sparkling. Teeth Jewels are the adornment after the restoring. It's about to be a COLD winter in your mouth.
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I'd like to take my
FIRST SIP?
Starting at $50
Before we pour you anything stronger, let's get a slow look at what your smile gives in it's sober state. A gentle pour. The start to your new smile and a strategic taste of what's to come.
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Make that a
DIRTY
MARTINI, PLEASE.
Starting at $1 for Members and $169 for Guests
You filthy animal! *eye wink* Our most notorious pour that cleans your cup. An unforgiving cosmetic teeth cleaning that makes room for your next step
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What's your finest
SPARKLING
CHAMPAGNE?
Starting at $1 For Members
and $239 for Guests
When you're ready to light up ya life, you pop champagne! Let us Pour a Full Glass of our Premium Whitening Gel onto your smile. Light, Bubbly and gives a noticeable brightening every single pour.
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LOOKING FOR OUR SECRET MENU?
The pours that can't even be mentioned.
Need to Start a Tab with a payment plan?
Interested in FREE Monthly Smile Pours?
And our Private Service Room with 1 on 1 Access?
And our Priority Booking on The Smile-1-1 Line?
And our Member Only App?
And 24/7 Access to Passwords?
And our After Hours Reservation Slots
And Warranties on Your Services?
And Smile Cash for your Referrals?
And FREE Consultations too?
And the power to invite others in?
Join The Secret Smile Society if you don't want your smile on empty ever again.
Sneek Peak at our:
MEMBERS ONLY MENU
THE MEMBER MENU
Let me order
THE COSMO-POSITAN
Starting at $189
A stylish favorite. The most natural blend between your natural tooth and our classic composite bonding resin. A sophisticated replica featuring a smooth finish to repair the broken and chipped or close the gaps you hate to see.
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Baby, hand me a cold
can of STEEL RESERVE
Starting at $800 per row
A Bold, Full Body Pour. Not recommended for the faint of heart. Full of strength to straighten, turn, uncrowd and close. It's a maximum potency, slow brew pour that lines your smile right up into perfection.
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Smile-tender, serve me
AN OLD FASHIONED, PLEASE.
Starting at $259
A timeless and bold class act. Ideal for a refined replacement of what's been missing. Crafted to perfection and here for a long time and a good time. Your custom set of pop- in partials or dentures.
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What's your finest
VELVET
VERMOUTH?
Starting at $200/tooth
Min. of 6 Teeth
Complex pour of Composite Resin directly composed and poured onto your natural tooth to create any smile design your spirit desires. Vanilla Veneers are rich and require rich-tivities to maintain.
THE WHISPERS IN OUR WIND...
"My smile should NOT look this good for the price I paid. And the experience was so dope. Lock me up repeatedly, please."
( NEW MEMBER OF TSSS)
