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FOR MEMBER'S ONLY
welcome to

Shh, You've caught wind of thee Underground Smile Cartel located on the top floor for rejected smiles, neglected smiles, confident smiles and the smiles yearning to become confident.
If you got this far- you belong here. Somebody whispered in your ear.
So, prepare to get drunk in love with your smile again.
Come and eat this forbidden fruit but you must Speakeasy.
Our Secret Bartender of Smiles pours and stirs
custom smile cocktails in the shadows for HER people.
85% PROOF SMILE-COHOL.
Ready to take your First Sip?
WARNING: This is NOT your dentist office.
NEW HERE?
GET INVITED.
START YOUR ALIAS.

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