SHHH...THIS IS PRIVATE MISSION INTEL
WANTED: SUSPECTS FOR TOOTH REPAIR
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[ FIRST 15 SUSPECTS ONLY ]
Citizens of Smile City,
We have been infiltrated by smile suspects who are hiding behind their smile insecurities, shame, broken teeth, unwanted gaps, and permanent tooth discoloration. Their confidence has been compromised and their smile has been stolen. They are out here avoiding cameras and conversations. THE SBI: Special Smiles Unit is on a mission to lock up and rehabilitate the smiles of our city. We need your help! If you know someone or - the suspect is you - report the case immediately for repair.
CURRENT CRIME:
Breaking & Entering
DESCRIPTION: Our Lead Smile Detective performs Composite Bonding by adhering a flowable, natural tooth resembling composite resin with your natural tooth structure. She shapes and molds the resin with her bare hands and tools then hardens the structure for durability and strength.
THE EVIDENCE:
BACKGROUND CHECK:
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Your smile must suffer from one of the following:
- Chipped/ Broken Anterior Tooth (teeth in front of mouth ONLY)
- Unwanted Gap(s), no more than 2
- Permanently Discolored Tooth/ Teeth
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You have a clean set of teeth with no visible plaque or tartar buildup (or you have cleaning lock- up scheduled)
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You are satisfied with the current shade of your teeth or will schedule a whitening lock- up as well.
THE INTEL
Q: How long is the lock-up?
A: Suspects can expect to be detained for at least 2 Hours as interrogation (consultation) is also required and included.
Q: How long does composite bonding last?
A: Honestly, it depends on your aftercare. However, bonding can last 1-3 years with repairs possible during this time.. It is best to opt-in for our Witness Protection Smile Plan to get a warranty and reduced repair rates on your bonding.
Q: Is bonding painful?
A: No, there is absolutely no pain associated with bonding.
Q: Can bonding and consult be completed same day?
A: Yes, if there is not a custom blended composite required for your tooth shade.
Q: Which other service(s) may I need prior to this?
A: Cleaning if you have visible plaque and tartar. Whitening if you want to or plan to have a whiter smile. Teeth Jewels can be added on the same day as bonding.
Q: What do I receive for submitting a suspect?
A: If you are a visitor to the city, you receive smile credits on your account to use towards your own smile bail amounts. If you are a citizen of the city, you get a 10% cash cut on each successful smile suspect submission.
NEXT STEPS?
To Submit a Suspect Anonymously, text AGENT to [855] 712- 9522.
To Schedule Yourself for this Lockup, Click Here.
(If Scheduling Yourself, use code WANTED at checkout for your $99.00 Reward)
