"You've become addicted
to your smile and
we think you need help."
- Smilecoholics Anonymous
What It Means to Join Smile-coholics Anonymous?
It means having Smile Protection. Having a Supportive System through your smile recovery. Someone who understands your addiction to having a smile that smiles back at you in the mirror. A Smile that speaks loudly without you ever saying a word.. It's actually the only addiction we encourage. We are glad that you are a drunken Smile- Addict. Drunk in love with your smile again. So, we're here to help. Ex- Smile Haters do recover. Don't fumble your investment.
What Entering Smile-cohlics Anonymous unlocks?
+ Underground Prices (You can get up to 50% OFF any services on any given day. You get Member Privileges.
+ VIP Booking (Skip the Waitlist. You get Priority Reservations and instant access to After Hour Reservations).
+ Secret Service Menu Access (Gain Access to our Secret Menu with unlisted smile services inaccessible to the Guests. )
+ Guaranteed Approval Payment Plan Options (smile now, pay later access with no credit check)
+ Member's Only Invitations to Smile "Meetings" (be the first to trial new designs, smile services and techniques)
Only 25 Members Welcomed Per Month.
Will Your Smile Get Listed?
Or Will It Miss This?
SMILE-COHOLICS ANONYMOUS (SA)
- BEST INVESTMENT
SMILE INSURANCE PLAN
39$Every monthProtect Your Smile (Monthly Plan)- 15% OFF All Associated Smile Services, All The Time.
- + 14 Day Warranty on All Bonding Services
- + Fittings & Adjustments Free for Partials
- + Up to 4 Braces Bracket Replacements FREE
- + Access to Payment Plans
- + Invitation to The Secret Smile Society
- +Private Invites to In Lounge Events and Model Opportunities
- + FREE Quarterly Whitening Gel Upgrades
SMILE INSURANCE PLAN
199$(6 Months Coverage)Valid for 6 months- All Benefits